YOU ARE GOING TO GET LUCKY TODAY!

When I first came to Poland from Canada, I discovered that some Polish people buy pictures and figurines of old-timey Jews counting money. They put these images on their walls or shelve to give financial luck to their homes or businesses.

What a crazy surprise! 

I always thought Jews in Poland were very unlucky! It took coming all the way from Canada to Poland to learn that Jews were lucky!

And so I figured that if people were profiting off of Jewish luck, then it was only right that me, a real Jew, should also profit off of my luck!

I started my business at the Emaus Easter Market in Krakow - a very famous place where people come to purchase their (fake) Lucky Jews. I started selling my (real) Lucky Jews that have pictures of me - a REAL JEW - and they were a hit! They flew off the shelves! 

Unfortunately, the city of Krakow, under the influence of some do-gooder Jews at an organization called FestivALT (festivalt.com) decided that these images are no longer appropriate, and they can no longer be sold at this market. 

But I refuse to give up and I refuse to deprive the world of my Jewish Luck!!! 

And so I have opened this store for everyone to have access to my luck.

BEST OF LUCK!!!!!!!!!!